[Oh, he answered.

Wait...he actually answered, shit! Quick, say something! Anything!]

Yooouuu're...welcome?

[Nailed it.]

Whatever, that isn't why I'm calling you! [Hold up, maybe he should dial back that attitude a bit? Urgh, this is so much harder than he thought it'd be.] I mean...glad you didn't hate it or something. But it's not like it was a big deal or anything. So uh...let's just move on.

I...

[There is some godawful hands-to-face muttering on his end, the words completely incoherent but the frustration behind them practically palpable.]